Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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