It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
is this the sara with the beer cane?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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