She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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