just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
is wine microwaveable?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Randomize
