My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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