i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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