Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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