i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Terrible idea I love it
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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