Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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