I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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