i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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