I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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