wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
