I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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