I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
jump out the window naked night went bad
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