so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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