I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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