She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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