i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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