About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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