Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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