We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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