why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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