we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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