I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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