I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
now i know why i became what i already was.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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