he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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