is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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