Do vagina's smell?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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