I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
