do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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