My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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