Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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