so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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