gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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