Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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