Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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