You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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