I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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