are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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