you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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