At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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