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what?
penguin condom
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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