can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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