you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
