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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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