Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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