just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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