she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
