your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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