so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He has the fingertips of a God
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