is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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