i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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